From the Vault: Online MLM parties

I found this unpublished post in my draft folder and thought why not?  Why not post this completely formed post from three years ago as is?  I haven't been invited to any online MLM parties in a long time--are they still a thing?  Or are my friends and relatives just not having them?  Anyway, here ya go:

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Have you noticed that more folks are hosting their MLM parties online these days?  The first I was invited to was in April(ish) of 2020, so I'm not sure if it was happening before then, or if online parties were born of pandemic necessity.  I kinda like the online format.  It means that I can "attend" parties thrown by far-away friends, and I don't feel as pressured* to actually buy anything at an online party.  The most important positive factor of online parties is that I don't have to interact with anyone in real life.

I'm not a fan of the Facebook forum, because ugh, Facebook.  I am also not a fan of the week-long party.  My favorite was that one in April(ish) of 2020, where most of the action happened on one day, and then we had 4 or 5 days to place our orders.  I was able to devote one afternoon to refreshing the page, and I was sure that I didn't miss anything.

Here's what's bugging me today.  The past three of these things that I've participated in, I have asked the sales consultant for a link to a specific product that I was not able to find on the website.  None of the three actually gave me a link, and one of them, when I said I couldn't find a specific product and could they give me a link, sent me a screenshot of the item.  I guess to prove that it was, actually, available?  But dude.  I just told you that I can't find it on the website.  A screenshot is not going to help.  And in order to get that screenshot, you went to the product page.  Would it not have been just as easy to just give me the stinking link at that point?  Do you want to make a sale, or not**?

That's what gets me.  I'm expressing interest in buying a product, and asking you, the sales consultant, to make it a little easier for me.  I know for darn sure that if we were at an in-person party, you wouldn't be giving me a product number or a screenshot.  You would be finding the item, and writing it down on the order form for me.

Is anybody here an MLM sales person?  Do you know why these people are unwilling to give out product links?  

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* Notice, I didn't say I don't feel pressured at all.

** I did not purchase anything from that party.

AP Testing Season & Menu Plan for the Week of May 5

 It's AP testing season, and y'all know what that means.

Actually, you probably don't know what that means, at least not what I mean when I say you know what that means, because I don't think I ever told you: I'm an AP proctor.  And being an AP proctor is exhausting*.

As of right now, I am scheduled to proctor 10** AP exams over the 3 week regular and late testing period.  There will probably be more.  It's kind of a lot.

It's my third year, so now I know I'm going to be exhausted, rather than having the exhaustion sneak up on me, so I'm preparing mentally and environmentally.  I'm planning meals with testing in mind, and making some ahead of time.  Fingers crossed I don't completely crash each day I have testing (and then stay crashed the next day).

Here's what's on the menu this week:

• Beef & cheese chimichangas (making extra filling for the future). avocado, green beans 
• Lasagna (making this on Monday: baking and eating on Tuesday, plus an extra to freeze), garlic toast, salad, raw carrots
• Fend for yourself
• Chicken fried rice, applesauce
• Pizza***, salad
• Grilled chicken ranch skewers, garlic toast, salad
• Grilled hamburgers, buns, salad, raw carrots

Can you tell which days are my testing days this week (hint: there are three of them)?  Wish me luck and good energy this week!

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* At least for me it's exhausting.  It stems from a combination of my social anxiety (having to hang out with people I don't know for hours at a time), along with just not being used to having to be anywhere on a specific day at a specific time anymore, plus having to leave the house before 7 am, looking presentable.  Oh, and then there's being in charge. 

** Bubby's taking three, all in the first week.  He's way more resilient than I am these days, and he's also used to being out of the house for at least 8 hours a day on week days, so I feel like it will be a less exhausting experience for him.

*** We might be fending for ourselves and/or going out to eat this day because I have two tests during the day, plus two choir concerts that evening.

Track & field is a strange sport (and I'm glad to be a part of it)

 So I came to my blog to look up a recipe, and, as I tend to do when I visit my blog, I looked back at some of the most recent posts.  First of all, I believed, with all of my brain, and down to my toes, that I had posted (at least) once in 2024.  Nope.  I did not.

And second, I noticed an asterisk in one of the posts.  It looked like this: 

...track and field is a strange sport*

And the asterisk said:

* More on this in a future blog post

And I was appalled, because I did not, in fact, write more about this in a future blog post.  Well.  This is me, keeping my word.

Track and field is a strange sport.  There are so many different events, right?  There's running short distances.  There's running long distances.  There's running medium distances.  There's running short or medium distances while jumping over things that have been placed in your way.  There's running various distances in teams carrying a metal tube.  There's running and jumping long and running and jumping high.  There's running and jumping three times in a row.  There's spinning in circles and throwing things.  There's running with a pole, planting the pole, and using the pole to carry yourself over a bar, where you then crash down on a padded mat.  Hopefully.  And that's not all.  That's just what happens at a high school track & field meet in my state.

I love this about track & field.  There's literally something for everyone.  Don't like to run?  Well, my friend, you can throw things instead.  Don't like to jump three times?  Why not jump just once?  Have a death wish crave adrenaline?  Try pole vault or hurdles.

So there's a lot going on, right?  And a lot of it is happening at once.  And if you're a parent, your kid is participating in, at most, 4 events.  And those events might include both the first and the last events of the day.  And so you stay, for hours.  Like 4, 5, maybe even 6 hours if the meet is not efficiently run, and you spend just a few minutes* watching your kid actually compete#, and the rest of the time you cheer for the kiddos running by, or read a book, or watch the pole vaulters hurl themselves into the air on the end of a stick and marvel at their bravery, or sit miserably doing none of these things because it's raining so hard you can't see.

But wait, there's more.  This might be specific to our team, because it's kind of a big team: you don't know if your kiddo will actually be going to and competing in any given track meet until a few days ahead of time.  If you're on the football team, you know that there's a game every Friday, and you're going to that game unless you're injured or sick**.  You may or may not play, but you know that you're obliged to be there.  Track?  Nope.  The coach will let you know on Sunday if you're going to the meet on Tuesday.  Bubby's first season, I dutifully wrote all of the track meets on my calendar at the beginning of the season.  I don't do that anymore.  I hold my after school schedule lightly, and wait for that Sunday evening email.

And more. Track meets attract teams from schools you've never heard of before.  They're not in your conference.  They're not in your division.  Sometimes, they're not even from your state.  But here they are, at the same meet as you.  And the meets don't matter.  It doesn't matter one bit how your team does at any of the meets during the season.  The conference champ is not the team that scored the most points at their meets that season.  The conference champ is the team that scores the most points at the conference meet, where finally, finally, all of the teams are from your conference.

And then do you know what happens?  It starts over!  You go to the regional meet, and if you do well there, you'll qualify for the sectional meet, and if you do well there, you'll qualify for the state meet.  So nothing matters except those last four meets of the season.  And even then, while winning your conference is cool and all, it doesn't matter to move on.  Clean slate for regionals.  You can win your event every single time during the season, but if you have a bad day at regionals, your season is over.

Track and field is a strange collection of sporting events all rolled in to one, but I love it.  You know why?  Because anyone is welcome regardless of talent.  Every team member is given the opportunity to compete, and every team member is celebrated for their accomplishments.  There's a girl that I've been watching for three years.  She runs distance events.  And she comes in last almost every time***.  But there she is, at the next meet, running again.  I love her.  I love that.  It's not about winning for her.  It's about showing up and doing her best for herself.

So there you go.  Track & field is weird and wonderful and inspiring and oh-so-tedious, and I am so glad to be a part of it.

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* In my case, it is less than a minute of watching my kid compete because he sprints and jumps, and those are fast events.

# One time my kiddo went to a meet as an alternate for a relay, and no other events, so I went to the meet, sat there for hours, and watched him hold the blocks for the boy who was running the first leg of the relay, because he wasn't needed.  Then we left.

** And sometimes even if you're injured you go to the game.

*** One time, and only one time, I've seen her be not-last.

Menu plan for the week of October 30

By popular demand, I'm back with another menu post.

And by popular demand, I mean one person mentioned in passing that she used to look forward to reading my menu plan posts every Monday.

I'm here to serve.

When last I menu-plan-posted, I had started planning four weeks of meals at once, and I was loving it.  Menu planning kind of fell apart at the end of May and into June, because entropy, but now I'm back at it, and it makes my life so much easier.  I plan two weeks worth of meals, and repeat, for a total of four weeks at a time.

Here's what's on the menu this week:

• Creamy crockpot crack chicken*, buns, carrots, applesauce 
• Tacos with tortillas and taco fixings
• Fend for yourself
• Spaghetti with meat sauce, garlic toast, green beans
• Pizza, salad
• Montreal grilled chicken, salad, grilled broccoli**
• Hot dogs or brats, buns, chips, carrots

*Whose idea was it to do a crockpot recipe on the first Monday of the rotation?  A crockpot recipe, I might add, that requires chicken to be thawed and cream cheese, that we did not yet have, to be added.  That is too much for a Monday. That person should be fired.

**The other day, we were eating supper, and I said, look, everybody!  There are carrots on the table!  Because that's what I say*** when I want my people to eat the vegetables that are on the table.  And one of the children kind of sighed with his posture, and I said, you'd rather have broccoli.  And the kid nodded.  And I said, or asparagus, or Brussels sprouts, or cauliflower.  And the kid agreed.  And the husband was incredulous.  He couldn't wrap his mind around someone liking grilled or roasted broccoli more than raw carrots.  And I, too, was incredulous, that my kid's father didn't already know this about the kid, having lived with said kid for all of said kid's life.

***Well, I don't always say carrots.  I will say the name of the vegetable that is actually on the table.  Because if I said, look everybody, there are carrots on the table, and there were, in fact, no carrots on the table, that would undermine my credibility.  

Menu plan for the week of May 8

 I'm late with the menu plan this week.  That's because it's been kind of a crazy meal week.  And it's been kind of a crazy meal week because it's been kind of a busy week for us.  There have been many iterations of the menu this week as the week has developed, so I'm giving you the menu as it was planned weeks ago.  Just know that what's listed below is not actually how it's gone down.  I mean, we had pizza on Monday this week.  Monday!  As of today, Thursday, none of these things has been consumed on its planned day.

Here's what was on the menu this week:

Supper:

• Pigs in blankets, carrots
• Walking tacos
• Fend for self
• Bacon ranch chicken sandwiches, buns, carrots
• Pizza
• Hot dogs, buns, corn, fries
• Grilled chicken, broccoli, salad

Menu plan for the week of May 1

 It's May!  Doesn't really feel like it, though.  This is the first week of our newest four week meal rotation, and I am still enjoying planning and cooking this way.  The third and fourth weeks are so easy, and it's nice to have the space to try new recipes every month.

Here's what's on the menu this week:

Supper:

• Spaghetti with meat sauce, green beans, garlic toast
• Sausage pinwheels, raw carrots
• Fend for yourself
• Chicken pot pie casserole with cheddar biscuit topping, applesauce
• Copycat Mexican pizza, guacamole, raw veggies
• Hamburgers with or without buns, corn, chips
• Grilled pork chops, mashed potatoes, grilled green veggie

Other:

• Hamburger buns
• Cookies
• Ground beef and broccoli casserole
• Hard boiled eggs
• Crustless quiche

Menu plan for the week of April 24

This is the last week in this particular four week menu rotation, so there's hardly anything for me to actually cook this week.  It's so gratifying to reap the rewards of past Scarlet's labor.  I could get used to this.

As far as saving so.much.money, I've noticed that the first grocery shop of a four week rotation is about 1/3 more than my typical weekly shop, and each of the three subsequent weeks is around 2/3 of what I would spend in a typical week, so that means that I'm possibly saving a little bit by shopping this way.  Maybe?  

Here's what's on the menu this week:

Supper:

• French dip sandwiches (I made extra and froze the excess.  There's enough left that I bet I'll get a couple of lunches out of it, too), provolone, buns, green beans
• Tator tot casserole (from the freezer, yay!), applesauce, bread with butter
• Fend for yourself (always a favorite)
• Sheet pan chicken quesadillas (the filling's in the freezer, along with the shredded cheese), carrots
• Pizza, salad
• Hot dogs or brats, buns, corn, tator tots or fries
• Grilled chicken (already marinaded in the freezer), broccoli, salad

Other:

• Cookies.  Maybe these or these, because some clearance Reese's peanut butter eggs jumped into my basket the other day, and now they're hanging out in the baking cupboard, leering at me.
• Beef & broccoli casserole--I've been lacking in lunch options the past couple of weeks, and I happen to have leftover broccoli, and most of the other ingredients (I might even have some celery in the freezer, but if not, there's always celery salt)

Meal plan for the week of April 17

 Whoops.  I'm a little bit late this week.  Hopefully you all have been able to eat without my guidance.  I feel like you're probably ok, especially since I told you that this week is pretty much a repeat from 2 weeks ago.

In other news, our microwave stopped working.  We're fairly confident that it's a switch issue and we'll be able to fix it, so don't worry about us.  In the meantime, we've been using alternative means to reheat leftovers, and we've been extra vigilant about taking things out to thaw with plenty of time.  I've found myself thinking, though, how did people reheat leftovers before household microwaves were common?  Did they use the oven?  Stovetop?  Just not have leftovers?  Repurpose leftovers into new meals?  Please comment below if you have any insight into this issue.

And now for the moment you've all been waiting for, here's what's on the menu this week:

Supper:

• Shepherd's pie (from the freezer, yay!), applesauce, buttered bread
• Fend for yourself
• Nachos, raw veggies
• Chicken wings, green beans, jello
• Pizza, salad
• Hamburgers, buns, corn, chips
• Grilled pork chops, roasted broccoli, mashed potatoes

Other:

• Mini waffles
• Hot dog buns
• Cookies (probably either snickerdoodles or sugar cookies)

Meal plan for the week of April 10

 Kind of a strange thing is happening with my menu planning.  I used to be super annoyed when the meal plan had to change for some reason, like a meeting I hadn't known about, which meant more of the peoples weren't going to be around for supper, or a practice being canceled, which meant more of the peoples were going to be around for supper.  I found this to be especially true when I planned more than one week at once.  I'm not sure why.  Maybe it was just because, if I was planning more than a week in advance, it was so much more likely that unanticipated events would occur at some point in the execution of that plan.

This time, though?  It doesn't bother me so much.  At the beginning of the week, I take a look at the calendar, and I take a look at the meal plan, and I move meals around if they're not going to work for the day they're planned.  And there's been a lot of meals not working on the day for which they were planned because track and field is a strange sport*.  And also, life.

This week, for instance, we're not going to be able to eat supper together on Tuesday, so the fend for self originally scheduled for Wednesday shifted to Tuesday.  Monday's meal moved to Wednesday, because we'll be celebrating a birthday on Monday with the birthday boy's choice of going out to eat.  Tuesday's meal was moved to Friday because I already did some meal prep for that Tuesday meal.  Friday's meal was taken off the schedule because it's something (pizza) we have every week, and I felt like no one would miss it this week.

And it's all fine!  It's ok!  I'm feeling sanguine** about it, instead of annoyed.  Yay!

And yay for food!  Here's what's on the menu this week:

Supper:

• Out to eat, cake & ice cream
• Fend for yourself
• Tator tot casserole (make an extra and freeze for two weeks from now), applesauce, bread
• French dip sandwiches, buns, provolone, green beans
• Sheet pan chicken quesadillas, carrots
• Hot dogs, buns, corn, tator tots
• Grilled chicken, salad, broccoli

* More on this in a future blog post.

** cheerfully optimistic, sometimes to the point of seeming complacent, oblivious, or naïve

Food prep Friday (on a Thursday)

 I think I've mentioned that I food prep for the weekend on Fridays to minimize the amount of work I have to do in the kitchen on weekends.  This week, I needed a couple of the items I was prepping to be available on Thursday, so I went ahead and did the other stuff, too, and I thought I'd take you along.

First, I prepped my pizza crust for the month.  I added all of the dry ingredients, except the yeast, to quart sized mason jars, to make pizza crust prep super easy.  I just add the wet ingredients to the bread machine, dump on the dry, and top with yeast before starting the machine's dough cycle.  Making pizza crust in a bread machine is already really easy, but by measuring the ingredients ahead of time, it makes it that much easier.  During my first month of monthly meal planning, I actually made four batches of pizza dough on the first Friday of the month, which I froze.  But I didn't like how those frozen crusts turned out, plus they took up precious freezer space, so now I'm doing this.

Next up was jello cups, followed by peeling and cutting carrots.  These are both items that can be purchased already prepared, but both are less expensive to buy unprepared.  In the case of carrots, they also last longer in the fridge and taste better, if purchased with the peels on.

I made some buns to use for hamburgers this weekend as well as for sandwiches next week--they're in the oven right now.  I also put together a mini sweet potato casserole and its topping, for Hubby to enjoy on Easter.

Not pictured are the extra Shepherd's pie that I made on Monday and froze, the hard boiled eggs I made on Wednesday because all of the egg cartons in the house were in use and I had more fresh eggs that needed to be cartonized, and the sausage that I cooked up for this weekend's pizza and future quiches.

Also not shown are the three Bluefield-family-sized bags of boneless skinless chicken breast that I covered with marinades before freezing and the two pounds of cut-into-small-pieces-and-seasoned chicken that I'll use for a recipe next week and three weeks from now.

All this food prep, it's about being kind to my future self.  It's also kind of about future-proofing my life.  On any given day, I don't know how I'm going to feel about cooking for my family, but by getting as much of the prep done ahead of time as possible, I'm making it much less likely that I'll give up and serve cereal for supper.

What kinds of food prep do you do to make future meals easier to get on the table?

Menu plan for the week of April 3

 It's April, y'all, and as you know, if you read yesterday's post, I've got meals planned for the rest of the month.  Yay!  One of the advantages of repeating meals every two weeks is that I can meal-prep the first week for the third week.  So this week, I'll be making two Shepherd's pies--one for this week, and one to freeze for two weeks from now.  

Here's what's on the menu this week: 

Supper:

• Shepherd's pie, applesauce, buttered bread
• Nachos, raw veggies
• Fend for yourself
• Chicken wings, green beans, jello
• Pizza, salad
• Hamburgers, buns, corn, chips
• Ham, mashed potatoes, Brussels sprouts

Other:

• I've been on a peanut butter cookie kick lately, but I think I've run out of peanut butter cookie recipes that I want to try for now.  Regardless, I'll make some sort of cookie, probably.  Maybe these?

How I've been menu planning

Well hello, strangers.  Long time, no read.

Today I wanted to write about how I've been meal planning lately.  Spoiler alert: it's been so.much.easier.

For years I have heard and read that once a month shopping is a way to save so.much.money.  The idea is, you only shop once a month for everything for that month, and by staying out of stores the rest of the month, you're reducing impulse buys, and you're more likely to make do with what you have, versus running to the store if you discover you've run out of something.

When we lived in West Virginia, I shopped once every two weeks, because we were so far out of town.  It was easier to plan meals back then, because the kids didn't really have opinions about what they did and didn't like, plus our family, as a whole, ate much less back then, so I could rely on leftovers at least once or twice a week.  I mean, the kiddos were 5 and 2 when we left.  How much can a 5 year old eat, versus our current at-home teenagers?

When we moved, we were much closer to grocery stores, and I fell into the habit of shopping every week. Over the years, it's become more and more difficult to plan meals for various reasons, and it became a huge chore to figure out what we were going to eat every week.  I wanted to plan 2 or 4 weeks at a time, but I felt like I just couldn't get ahead.  It was so difficult to get one week down, I couldn't wrap my mind around doing any more.

In January, I decided I was going to do it: I was going to bite the bullet and plan a month of meals at once (it was fortunate that the month I decided to start has only 28 days :) ).  So here's how I did it.

I had already loosely defined a few days a week, for instance, we almost always have pizza on Fridays, and grilled food on Saturdays and Sundays.  So I put those things into the plan.  Then I filled in the other days, for two weeks, with themes, like Mondays were casserole-type things with ground beef, and Thursdays were pressure cooker rice bowls.  Finally, I copied those two weeks to the next two weeks, et voila!  I had 4 weeks of meals planned.  

And let me tell ya, it wasn't quite et voila.  It actually took me about 3 weeks to get that first plan actually planned.  I spent a lot of mental energy trying to plan a variety of proteins, styles of cooking, and flavor profiles.  But I am so thankful that I spent that mental energy up front, each week when I don't have to think about it.  Now whenever I think of a meal I'd like to try for the following month, I put it on the calendar right away, and generally the plan is complete by the time we finish the previous plan.

That first month, I actually attempted to get all of the shelf-stable food in my first shopping trip of the month, but I knew I'd be going back every week, since I could only fit one week's worth of milk in my fridge.

I don't think I've saved too much money over the past two months.  For sure I didn't save the so.much.money I'd been promised, possibly due to prices rising, and possibly due to me already keeping pretty tight control over grocery spending.  But I'll tell you what I did save: my sanity.  It was so lovely to only plan once and have 4 weeks of meals on the calendar.  At this point, it's easy for me to sit down on a Saturday or Sunday and make my grocery list.  

So yay!  Menu planning, for now at least, is not as difficult as it has been in the past.  Let me know if you try it, or if you have any questions.

Up next: this week's menu plan.  Stay tuned.

Menu plan for the week of December 5

 It's Christmas cookie season, so I asked my kiddos what kind of Christmas treats* they would like to have.  

The first kid I asked said sugar cookies.

The second kid I asked said sugar cookies.  And then when I told him that his brother had already chosen sugar cookies, he said snickerdoodles.

The third kid I asked said sugar cookies, and then snickerdoodles, and then agreed with my suggestion of white chocolate peppermint candy cane kiss cookies.

At least we know that everyone will be happy with the cookie choices.

I was planning to make at least 4 dozen of each cookie** each weekend beginning this past weekend, leaving one dozen out for the people to eat, and freezing three dozen for future use.  I started with the white chocolate peppermint candy cane kiss cookies on Saturday.  And the dozen cookies kept out to eat were gone by noon on Sunday (they're delicious.  You should try them).  Well, alrighty then.  I made the snickerdoodles on Sunday, and there are still some left Monday morning, plus there's no one here who's going to eat them at least until 4:30 pm, so that feels like an improvement.

Here's what's on the menu this week:

Supper:

• Steam crisped chicken drumsticks, raw carrots, grapes
• Pizza, salad
• Fend for yourself
• Kielbasa and potatoes/kielbasa and cauliflower, green beans
• Shepherd's pie, bread with butter, applesauce
• Spaghetti with meat sauce, garlic toast, green beans
• Hot dogs or brats, buns, jello, chips, carrots

Other:

• Sugar cookies
• Hamburger patties
• Taco seasoned beef
• Grain-free granola

* because it's ok to have treats at this time of year that are not cookies.

** or treat!  But in this case, they all turned out to be cookies

Menu plan for the week of September 26

 Last week, the same friend who gave me some of her sourdough starter handed me a box that was labeled "banneton proofing basket kit."  Take this, she said, I have an extra.

I think most people, when they hear sourdough, picture those round crusty loaves with intricate patterns carved into their tops.  And one of the tools that the folks who make those types of loaves use is a banneton, which is a fancy name for a basket that holds the dough during the second rise.  And I can not, for the life of me, figure out how those folks get their loaves out of their fancy baskets and into their Dutch ovens for baking without totally deflating the dough.  My friend said she couldn't figure it out either.  Because of that, and because there are so many other ways to use sourdough starter that my family is more likely to actually eat, I honestly had never given serious consideration to making one of those artisan loaves.  

But then, the kit came into my life.  When I opened the box, I was expecting to find a banneton and a banneton liner.  I did find those things, along with a few other tools, but on top of all that laid the gorgeous book, Artisan Sourdough Made Simple by Emilie Raffa.  I am a sucker for a beautiful cookbook, and this, my friends, is a beautiful cookbook.  And now I need to make all the things, including the things that require a proofing basket.  Up first, a Cinnamon raisin swirl loaf (without the raisins).

And here's what else is on the menu this week:

Supper:

• Chicken fettuccini alfredo, green beans
• Burritos or tacos, taco toppings, carrots
• Beef stroganoff or fend for yourself
• Fend for yourself
• Pizza, salad
• Hamburgers or hot dogs, buns, chips, raw veggies
• Grilled pork chops, mashed potatoes, grilled broccoli

Other:

• Sourdough brioche
• Cinnamon raisin swirl artisan sourdough loaf (without the raisins, and possibly without the walnuts)
• Cookies (maybe snickerdoodle or oatmeal chocolate chip)
• Taco bean soup